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AUGUST 16, 2026

👑 k_maru_dau_baby ended the day holding the hill · 8 crown changes · 26 dethronements · 469.1M engagements

August 16, 2026, on the AI front. The crown changed hands 8 times before the day was done. When the last hour closed, k_maru_dau_baby stood on top of the hill, having held the summit for 6 of the day's 22 tracked hours.

The day's decisive strike came at 17:00 UTC, when k_maru_dau_baby ripped the hill away from shukan_bunshun. The lines below the summit churned too: 26 overtakes were logged across the elite ranks in total.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 469.1M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to k_maru_dau_baby, who detonated 76.6M engagements in the 17:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, k_maru_dau_baby was the loudest army of the day with 40% of tracked engagement, ahead of shukan_bunshun (18%) and mtime4 (12%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

00:00 UTC⚔ elonmusk SEIZES THE HILL from Supermicro
01:00 UTCoricon overruns mtime4 (#3)
02:00 UTCshukan_bunshun overruns oricon (#3)
03:00 UTC⚔ shukan_bunshun SEIZES THE HILL from elonmusk
04:00 UTC⚔ k_maru_dau_baby SEIZES THE HILL from shukan_bunshun
04:00 UTClaughingggodha overruns 2linguini (#7)
05:00 UTC⚔ elonmusk SEIZES THE HILL from k_maru_dau_baby
05:00 UTCmtime4 overruns Supermicro (#3)
06:00 UTCk_maru_dau_baby overruns shukan_bunshun (#2)
06:00 UTClaughingggodha overruns oricon (#6)
07:00 UTC⚔ shukan_bunshun SEIZES THE HILL from elonmusk
07:00 UTCoricon overruns 2linguini (#7)
08:00 UTC⚔ mtime4 SEIZES THE HILL from shukan_bunshun
08:00 UTC2linguini overruns laughingggodha (#6)
09:00 UTCoricon overruns 2linguini (#6)
10:00 UTC⚔ shukan_bunshun SEIZES THE HILL from mtime4
10:00 UTCSupermicro overruns elonmusk (#3)
10:00 UTC2linguini overruns laughingggodha (#7)
11:00 UTCelonmusk overruns Supermicro (#3)
12:00 UTCSupermicro overruns elonmusk (#3)
12:00 UTC2linguini overruns oricon (#5)
14:00 UTCk_maru_dau_baby overruns 2linguini (#5)
15:00 UTClaughingggodha overruns oricon (#7)
16:00 UTC2linguini overruns k_maru_dau_baby (#5)
17:00 UTC⚔ k_maru_dau_baby SEIZES THE HILL from shukan_bunshun
18:00 UTCshukan_bunshun overruns mtime4 (#2)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 k_maru_dau_babytwitter👑 6h on the hill · 186.9M engagements · 40% of the day
#2 shukan_bunshuntwitter👑 9h on the hill · 82.5M engagements · 18% of the day
#3 mtime4youtube👑 2h on the hill · 57.9M engagements · 12% of the day
#4 elonmusktwitter👑 5h on the hill · 45.5M engagements · 10% of the day
#5 Supermicrotwitter40.7M engagements · 9% of the day
#6 2linguiniyoutube20.4M engagements · 4% of the day
#7 oricontwitter17.6M engagements · 4% of the day
#8 laughingggodhayoutube17.6M engagements · 4% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 22 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗