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THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WAR CHRONICLE

SEPTEMBER 1, 2026

👑 thatguygarf ended the day holding the hill · 2 crown changes · 23 dethronements · 5.9M engagements

September 1, 2026, on the Cleveland Browns front. The crown changed hands 2 times before the day was done. When the last hour closed, thatguygarf stood on top of the hill, having held the summit for 21 of the day's 24 tracked hours.

The day's decisive strike came at 09:00 UTC, when thatguygarf ripped the hill away from jasonthebot_twitch. The lines below the summit churned too: 23 overtakes were logged across the elite ranks in total.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 5.9M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to thatguygarf, who detonated 276.3K engagements in the 00:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, thatguygarf was the loudest army of the day with 46% of tracked engagement, ahead of jasonthebot_twitch (17%) and ESPNCleveland (12%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

01:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns SleeperBrowns (#2)
02:00 UTCSleeperBrowns overruns MaryKayCabot (#4)
04:00 UTCSleeperBrowns overruns ESPNCleveland (#3)
05:00 UTCBrowns overruns ESPNCleveland (#4)
06:00 UTC⚔ jasonthebot_twitch SEIZES THE HILL from thatguygarf
06:00 UTCESPNCleveland overruns Browns (#4)
08:00 UTCdadynastyff overruns MaryKayCabot (#6)
09:00 UTC⚔ thatguygarf SEIZES THE HILL from jasonthebot_twitch
10:00 UTCMaryKayCabot overruns dadynastyff (#6)
11:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns ESPNCleveland (#2)
12:00 UTCESPNCleveland overruns jasonthebot_twitch (#2)
13:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns SleeperBrowns (#3)
14:00 UTCBrowns overruns SleeperBrowns (#4)
15:00 UTCSleeperBrowns overruns Browns (#4)
16:00 UTCMaryKayCabot overruns SleeperBrowns (#4)
17:00 UTCBrowns overruns ESPNCleveland (#2)
18:00 UTCMaryKayCabot overruns Browns (#2)
19:00 UTCESPNCleveland overruns Browns (#3)
20:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns ESPNCleveland (#3)
20:00 UTCBrowns overruns SleeperBrowns (#5)
21:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns MaryKayCabot (#2)
22:00 UTCBrowns overruns jasonthebot_twitch (#2)
23:00 UTCjasonthebot_twitch overruns Browns (#2)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 thatguygarftiktok👑 21h on the hill · 2.7M engagements · 46% of the day
#2 jasonthebot_twitchtiktok👑 3h on the hill · 977.4K engagements · 17% of the day
#3 ESPNClevelandtwitter690.9K engagements · 12% of the day
#4 SleeperBrownstwitter574.9K engagements · 10% of the day
#5 Brownstwitter423.3K engagements · 7% of the day
#6 MaryKayCabottwitter398.1K engagements · 7% of the day
#7 dadynastyffyoutube107.7K engagements · 2% of the day
#8 green80sportstiktok6.5K engagements · 0% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗

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