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THE ELON MUSK WAR CHRONICLE

AUGUST 13, 2026

👑 elonmusk ended the day holding the hill · 0 crown changes · 26 dethronements · 116.0M engagements

August 13, 2026, on the Elon Musk front. This was a day of unbroken rule: elonmusk held the hill for all 24 tracked hours, and the crown never moved. Nobody in the elite ranks could put together an hour loud enough to take the summit.

The summit itself never fell, but the trenches were busy: 26 overtakes were logged among the elite ranks as challengers traded positions below the king.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 116.0M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to elonmusk, who detonated 7.6M engagements in the 19:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, elonmusk was the loudest army of the day with 77% of tracked engagement, ahead of onlymemes (8%) and vallmemes (5%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

00:00 UTCvallmemes overruns iFindDumbFucks (#3)
00:00 UTCantondaniels overruns ArthurMacwaters (#5)
01:00 UTCiFindDumbFucks overruns bennyjohnson (#4)
01:00 UTCArthurMacwaters overruns antondaniels (#5)
02:00 UTCiFindDumbFucks overruns vallmemes (#3)
04:00 UTCvallmemes overruns iFindDumbFucks (#3)
05:00 UTCiFindDumbFucks overruns vallmemes (#3)
06:00 UTCArthurMacwaters overruns iFindDumbFucks (#3)
07:00 UTCiFindDumbFucks overruns ArthurMacwaters (#3)
08:00 UTCvallmemes overruns iFindDumbFucks (#3)
10:00 UTCantondaniels overruns bennyjohnson (#6)
11:00 UTCAlexFinn overruns bennyjohnson (#7)
12:00 UTCvallmemes overruns onlymemes (#2)
12:00 UTCbennyjohnson overruns AlexFinn (#7)
13:00 UTConlymemes overruns vallmemes (#2)
15:00 UTCvallmemes overruns onlymemes (#2)
16:00 UTConlymemes overruns vallmemes (#2)
16:00 UTCantondaniels overruns ArthurMacwaters (#5)
17:00 UTCbennyjohnson overruns antondaniels (#5)
18:00 UTCantondaniels overruns iFindDumbFucks (#4)
19:00 UTCbennyjohnson overruns antondaniels (#4)
19:00 UTCArthurMacwaters overruns iFindDumbFucks (#6)
20:00 UTCAlexFinn overruns antondaniels (#5)
21:00 UTCAlexFinn overruns bennyjohnson (#4)
22:00 UTCbennyjohnson overruns AlexFinn (#4)
23:00 UTCiFindDumbFucks overruns antondaniels (#6)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 elonmusktwitter👑 24h on the hill · 89.2M engagements · 77% of the day
#2 onlymemesyoutube9.5M engagements · 8% of the day
#3 vallmemesyoutube6.0M engagements · 5% of the day
#4 iFindDumbFuckstwitter3.6M engagements · 3% of the day
#5 bennyjohnsonyoutube2.4M engagements · 2% of the day
#6 ArthurMacwaterstwitter2.4M engagements · 2% of the day
#7 antondanielsyoutube2.0M engagements · 2% of the day
#8 AlexFinntwitter1.1M engagements · 1% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗

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