THE GARY WOODLAND WAR CHRONICLE
SEPTEMBER 12, 2026
👑 pgatour ended the day holding the hill · 0 crown changes · 0 dethronements · 634.0K engagements
September 12, 2026, on the Gary Woodland front. This was a day of unbroken rule: pgatour held the hill for all 24 tracked hours, and the crown never moved. Nobody in the elite ranks could put together an hour loud enough to take the summit.
Between them, the 4 tracked armies fired 634.0K engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to pgatour, who detonated 42.2K engagements in the 18:00 UTC hour alone.
In sheer volume, pgatour was the loudest army of the day with 87% of tracked engagement, ahead of skratch (11%) and mschmittjr (2%).
FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY
#1 pgatourtiktok👑 24h on the hill · 552.0K engagements · 87% of the day
#2 skratchtiktok70.6K engagements · 11% of the day
#3 mschmittjrtiktok11.3K engagements · 2% of the day
#4 barkhorsereddit84 engagements · 0% of the day
covering the 4 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗
built by Alon Goren with Brobot · more experiments