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THE MCLAREN WAR CHRONICLE

AUGUST 28, 2026

👑 actuallyven ended the day holding the hill · 3 crown changes · 30 dethronements · 19.9M engagements

August 28, 2026, on the McLaren front. The crown changed hands 3 times before the day was done. When the last hour closed, actuallyven stood on top of the hill, having held the summit for 23 of the day's 24 tracked hours.

The day's decisive strike came at 16:00 UTC, when actuallyven ripped the hill away from justcrystalcustard. The lines below the summit churned too: 30 overtakes were logged across the elite ranks in total.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 19.9M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to actuallyven, who detonated 453.0K engagements in the 00:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, actuallyven was the loudest army of the day with 30% of tracked engagement, ahead of omid_mouazzen (20%) and justcrystalcustard (15%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

00:00 UTC⚔ actuallyven SEIZES THE HILL from omid_mouazzen
00:00 UTCMcLarenF1 overruns quickfloorz (#4)
01:00 UTComid_mouazzen overruns thisisactuallyven (#2)
01:00 UTCquickfloorz overruns McLarenF1 (#4)
03:00 UTCquickfloorz overruns thisisactuallyven (#3)
04:00 UTCthisisactuallyven overruns quickfloorz (#3)
06:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns quickfloorz (#4)
06:00 UTCMcLarenF1 overruns stephensharer (#6)
07:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns thisisactuallyven (#3)
09:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns omid_mouazzen (#2)
09:00 UTCquickfloorz overruns thisisactuallyven (#4)
10:00 UTComid_mouazzen overruns justcrystalcustard (#2)
11:00 UTCthisisactuallyven overruns quickfloorz (#3)
11:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns McLarenF1 (#5)
12:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns thisisactuallyven (#3)
12:00 UTCstephensharer overruns carkong_911 (#7)
14:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns omid_mouazzen (#2)
14:00 UTCquickfloorz overruns thisisactuallyven (#4)
15:00 UTC⚔ justcrystalcustard SEIZES THE HILL from actuallyven
15:00 UTCquickfloorz overruns omid_mouazzen (#3)
16:00 UTC⚔ actuallyven SEIZES THE HILL from justcrystalcustard
17:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns omid_mouazzen (#2)
18:00 UTCstephensharer overruns McLarenF1 (#6)
19:00 UTComid_mouazzen overruns justcrystalcustard (#2)
19:00 UTCMcLarenF1 overruns thisisactuallyven (#5)
20:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns omid_mouazzen (#2)
20:00 UTCthisisactuallyven overruns McLarenF1 (#5)
21:00 UTComid_mouazzen overruns justcrystalcustard (#2)
22:00 UTCjustcrystalcustard overruns omid_mouazzen (#2)
23:00 UTCstephensharer overruns McLarenF1 (#6)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 actuallyvenyoutube👑 23h on the hill · 5.9M engagements · 30% of the day
#2 omid_mouazzenyoutube4.0M engagements · 20% of the day
#3 justcrystalcustardtiktok👑 1h on the hill · 3.0M engagements · 15% of the day
#4 thisisactuallyventiktok2.4M engagements · 12% of the day
#5 quickfloorzyoutube2.3M engagements · 11% of the day
#6 McLarenF1twitter1.1M engagements · 5% of the day
#7 stephenshareryoutube777.6K engagements · 4% of the day
#8 carkong_911youtube577.0K engagements · 3% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗

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