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THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES WAR CHRONICLE

AUGUST 4, 2026

👑 JeffPassan ended the day holding the hill · 0 crown changes · 21 dethronements · 24.5M engagements

August 4, 2026, on the Pittsburgh Pirates front. This was a day of unbroken rule: JeffPassan held the hill for all 24 tracked hours, and the crown never moved. Nobody in the elite ranks could put together an hour loud enough to take the summit.

The summit itself never fell, but the trenches were busy: 21 overtakes were logged among the elite ranks as challengers traded positions below the king.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 24.5M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to JeffPassan, who detonated 3.3M engagements in the 00:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, JeffPassan was the loudest army of the day with 72% of tracked engagement, ahead of BNightengale (12%) and BaseballValues (8%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

00:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns cryingobiyt (#7)
01:00 UTCcryingobiyt overruns PiratesFaithful (#6)
02:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns cryingobiyt (#6)
04:00 UTCPiratesFaithful overruns cryingobiyt (#7)
05:00 UTCWillSammon overruns Pirates (#4)
05:00 UTCPiratesFaithful overruns DTonPirates (#6)
06:00 UTCBaseballValues overruns BNightengale (#2)
06:00 UTCPirates overruns WillSammon (#4)
07:00 UTCBNightengale overruns BaseballValues (#2)
13:00 UTCPirates overruns BaseballValues (#3)
14:00 UTCBaseballValues overruns Pirates (#3)
14:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns PiratesFaithful (#6)
15:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns WillSammon (#5)
16:00 UTCWillSammon overruns DTonPirates (#5)
17:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns WillSammon (#5)
18:00 UTCPirates overruns BaseballValues (#3)
20:00 UTCDTonPirates overruns BaseballValues (#4)
21:00 UTCWillSammon overruns BaseballValues (#5)
22:00 UTCPirates overruns BNightengale (#2)
22:00 UTCBaseballValues overruns DTonPirates (#4)
23:00 UTCWillSammon overruns BaseballValues (#4)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 JeffPassantwitter👑 24h on the hill · 17.7M engagements · 72% of the day
#2 BNightengaletwitter3.0M engagements · 12% of the day
#3 BaseballValuestwitter2.0M engagements · 8% of the day
#4 Piratestwitter987.7K engagements · 4% of the day
#5 WillSammontwitter479.7K engagements · 2% of the day
#6 DTonPiratestwitter180.2K engagements · 1% of the day
#7 PiratesFaithfultwitter124.5K engagements · 1% of the day
#8 cryingobiyttiktok96.8K engagements · 0% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗

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