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THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS WAR CHRONICLE

SEPTEMBER 29, 2026

👑 bleacherreport ended the day holding the hill · 0 crown changes · 21 dethronements · 26.5M engagements

September 29, 2026, on the Washington Wizards front. This was a day of unbroken rule: bleacherreport held the hill for all 24 tracked hours, and the crown never moved. Nobody in the elite ranks could put together an hour loud enough to take the summit.

The summit itself never fell, but the trenches were busy: 21 overtakes were logged among the elite ranks as challengers traded positions below the king.

Between them, the 8 tracked armies fired 26.5M engagements across the day. The single hottest hour belonged to bleacherreport, who detonated 1.9M engagements in the 02:00 UTC hour alone.

In sheer volume, bleacherreport was the loudest army of the day with 95% of tracked engagement, ahead of wash_wizards (2%) and WashWizards (1%).

BATTLE LOG · ALL TIMES UTC

01:00 UTCnotbpod_ overruns WashWizards (#3)
03:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns alexyknowsball (#5)
05:00 UTCwashingtonwizards overruns alexyknowsball (#6)
08:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns notbpod_ (#3)
09:00 UTCnotbpod_ overruns WashWizards (#4)
10:00 UTCnotbpod_ overruns wizards_with_guns (#3)
11:00 UTCWashWizards overruns notbpod_ (#3)
13:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns WashWizards (#3)
14:00 UTCnotbpod_ overruns wizards_with_guns (#3)
15:00 UTCWashWizards overruns notbpod_ (#3)
15:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns washingtonwizards (#4)
16:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns WashWizards (#3)
16:00 UTCwashingtonwizards overruns notbpod_ (#5)
18:00 UTCalexyknowsball overruns wash_wizards (#2)
19:00 UTCwash_wizards overruns alexyknowsball (#2)
19:00 UTCwashingtonwizards overruns WashWizards (#5)
20:00 UTCwashingtonwizards overruns wizards_with_guns (#3)
21:00 UTCwizards_with_guns overruns washingtonwizards (#3)
22:00 UTCWashWizards overruns wash_wizards (#2)
22:00 UTCnotbpod_ overruns wizards_with_guns (#3)
23:00 UTCwash_wizards overruns notbpod_ (#3)

FINAL STANDINGS OF THE DAY

#1 bleacherreporttiktok👑 24h on the hill · 25.3M engagements · 95% of the day
#2 wash_wizardstiktok531.4K engagements · 2% of the day
#3 WashWizardstwitter194.7K engagements · 1% of the day
#4 notbpod_tiktok187.4K engagements · 1% of the day
#5 wizards_with_gunsyoutube154.6K engagements · 1% of the day
#6 washingtonwizardsyoutube108.0K engagements · 0% of the day
#7 alexyknowsballtiktok94.1K engagements · 0% of the day
#8 chasedcsportstiktok1 engagements · 0% of the day

covering the 8 elite armies tracked hour-by-hour · 24 hours observed · signals by LunarCrush 🌗

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